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I've told you people time and time again, just because we are a real estate company that uses forms and alot of paper,  does not mean we have paper to waste. On the contrary, every paper wasted is a piece of a tree just thrown into the tree chipper.  Not to mention the money you're costing the co...
06/29/2009
This is such a cool idea how come no one thought of it before ? This should be a totally awesome event I plan on going.  Check it out ! Hollywood's most marvelous creatures and scariest monsters are on display at MUZEO. Get a look at these technical creations inside and out through interactive di...
06/02/2009
 An office worker cleaning a fridge full of rotten food created a smell so noxious that it sent seven co-workers to the hospital and made many others ill.  Firefighters had to evacuate the AT&T building in downtown San Jose on Tuesday after the fumes led someone to call 911. A hazmat team was cal...
05/14/2009
All of this talk about pigs and swine flu put me in mind of a favorite funny tv character of mine:   This gal is quite the authority as you can well see. Mimi is a secretary. She works at Winfred-Louder Department Store for the store manager, Mr. Bell [later Nigel Wicks]. Mimi wears too much make...
05/06/2009
What are the symptoms of swine flu ? The symptoms of swine flu in people are expected to be similar to the symptoms of regular human seasonal influenza and include fever, lethargy, snorting, cravings for slop and coughing. Some people with swine flu also have reported runny snout, sore throat, cu...
04/27/2009
When choosing which foods to consume, I generally seek the most nutrient-rich provisions. My rations serve as fuel, which I use to power my complex, highly efficient, ass-kicking machine.   I especially enjoy protein-rich foodstuffs full of real down-home flavors: be they salty, gamey, or grizzli...
04/17/2009
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The time of the year where everyone whines about getting sick is finally coming to a close. Some refer to it as "flu season," I call it "scheming industry out of a free day away from work season." Although I know my name for it is not as catchy, it is much more accurate. I find it disgraceful whe...
04/17/2009
After personally conducting a cost-benefit analysis, I have concluded that the company can no longer afford to be wasting its money providing you with free tissues. If you are a frequent tissue-user (I'm looking at you, Alice), you can choose to purchase a personal box of tissues or follow my exa...
03/30/2009
Seriously guys, stop stealing my pens. I know I have a lot of them and they're all really cool because I actually spend money on quality writing utensils, but that doesn't mean you can take them. I'm not running a pen library. Even if I was, there would be due dates for the pens that you borrow a...
03/30/2009
 I've kept my mouth shut for long enough, but after years of watching the ReMax NOC dress code get flagrantly abused by one of my (anonymous) desk-mates, I've decided I can no longer stand by idly and watch the honor of our proud corporation desecrated by said agent (who sits across the building ...
03/30/2009
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