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Re/Max NOC employees: It is not acceptable to wear sunglasses while working inside the office. Not only is it completely against the ReMax dress code, it is a tremendous safety hazard. There are two people in the office that insist on wearing sunglasses at work to show that "they are somebody." B...
08/06/2010
The summer solstice has just passed. While this is a time to get excited about the new season's beet crop (and our brand new cabbage crop!) it is also a time when people play fast and loose with the thermostat. To eradicate the biannual battle over the thermostat, I have installed a titanium loc...
07/07/2010
Finally someone gets it! This guy is AWESOME!! I think we would make a great duo or team!!
05/27/2010
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People, it's springtime and creepy crawlies  are starting to emege from all the cracks and crevices.  I urge you not to kill them.  Please bag them up and bring them to me at once.  I need them for soil aeration and to pollinate my beet flowers.  Your cooperation will be noted. DO NOT, I REPEAT,...
04/27/2010
 Spring  has sprung and so have mold spores.The Schrutes for generations have ritually taken part in this annual event, often referred to as "Spring Cleaning".   I will perform my quarterly office disinfection on Saturday because I will no longer subject myself to your whining about the fumes. no...
03/30/2010
Much of the talk around the office lately has been about the Winter Olympics. I generally choose not to participate in such trivial uses of time. However, I am left with no other choice but to set the record straight on these so-called sports. Any sport in which gravity does more than fifty perce...
03/01/2010
What simple maneuver can help us spend one-sixteenth of what we've been spending on paper AND also help us spend one-sixteenth of what we've been spending on printer toner? Confused? Well, it's a riddle.   I'll give you a hint, the answer is the "printer layout" function on our print menu. Instea...
02/11/2010
09/01/2009
  This has become a hot topic of debate in the office lately.  Ed is demanding them in the men's room and Linda on the other hand could care less. I ask you, do we really need to slaughter another small forrest, just so Ed can sit on a doiley?? Please, here are just a few examples:  This is the "...
08/18/2009
Teen Finds Cocaine in Skittles Box at CVS, apparently at this drugstore, you don't need a prescription !! MIDDLEBURG, FL -- The Clay County Sheriff's Office says there isn't enough evidence to continue investigating a bag of cocaine that was found in a Skittles box at a local CVS. The CVS manager...
07/30/2009
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