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  What is title insurance?Title insurance protects the named insured against loss because of defects, liens, encumbrances, adverse claims or other matters not shown or disclosed to the new owner that attach before date of policy. What is a wood-destroying organism inspection report?A wood-destroy...

Is the glass half empty or half full? Which are you?   Two real estate agents decided to start a new career in selling shoes.The two real estate agents go to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one real estate agent said, "I'm returning on the next flight. Can't sell any sho...

While your house is being shown Before Your House Is Shown Tag or remove items not included in sale (i.e. water conditioner, chandeliers, plants, drapes). Open shades and curtains to let in light. Turn on enough lights so home is well-lit during showing. At night, turn on porch light and outdoor ...

  What is the difference between "pre-qualified" and "pre-approved"?If you are "pre-qualified" you have determined, with a loan officer, what price you can afford based on the down payment, your debts and the amount the mortgage company will approve for your mortgage. Being "pre-qualified" is on...

A broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST AGENTS.' He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST COMMISSIONS.' The ...

Possible work orders The following is a list of some possible work orders. The work orders must be completed prior to closing and the seller is responsible for having them done. Check with your local authorities for specific requirements. The following conditions may require a work order: Broken ...

Have to write a letter of recommendation for that fired Agent?For the chronically absent:"A man like him is hard to find.""It seemed her career was just taking off."For the office drunk:"I feel his real talent is wasted here.""We generally found him loaded with work to do.""Every hour with him wa...

 When viewing a home, before placing an offer, use this checklist to see if you want to go farther and make an inspection contigent offer.   Home Shopping Tips Check For Properly Working Appliances/Fixtures: Bathroom Sinks Showers/tubs Toilets Vent fan Heating fan Appliances Dishwasher Stove Ove...

 I hope these lil jokes make you smile and starts off your day okay, Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.Office Manager: That's great, I'll take two of them. How do real estate agents traditionally greet each other?"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you." My Agent Always Giv...

Front Door: Newly painted Doorbell operating Door brass polished Hinges oiled Exterior of House: House recently painted Gutters recently cleaned Exterior lights operating Missing shingles replaced Moss removed from roof Windows: Window trims painted Windows operating freely Cracked windowpanes re...