Andrew Lenza Real Estate

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Real Estate Agent - Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage
Branch Vice President and Manager of the Coldwell Banker Middletown New Jersey office. My team provides exemplary service and representation to buyers, tenants, sellers and landlords for residential. commercial and investments in Aberdeen-Matawan homes for sale, Colts Neck New Jersey real estate, Freehold New Jersey homes for sale, Hazlet New Jersey real estate, Holmdel NJ real estate, Howell New Jersey homes for sale, Long Branch NJ homes for sale, Lincroft real estate, Little Silver NJ homes for sale, Manalapan New Jersey real estate, Marlboro NJ real estate, Middletown NJ real estate, Tinton Falls NJ homes for sale, Wall New Jersey real estate

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2010 

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“I expect perps and real estate agents to lie to me.”Can’t pin that ditty on me. That little gem belongs to the staff writers of the television show Law & Order: Criminal Intent. When is it going to end, the media bias?  That line of dialogue is an affront to every honest perp out there. Not ever...
12/22/2010
From 1960 to 1975 New Jersey built its share of Bi-Levels. You can trace the design back to the 1950's but the 1960's accelerated the construction of your basic model. The Bi-Level craze waned by the 1970's once architects chased the next, young thing -- the Center Hall Colonial. And the young th...
12/19/2010
From now on you can catch my creative writing over at Live Journal with the link http://andrewlenza.livejournal.com/                             (Not a full nuke, Tomson. More like a skinning).
12/16/2010
Garn pulled pod duty -- again.  The twenty four year old clone resisted telling his synthetically incubated woman that he’d been demoted -- again. He comforted himself knowing the geeks at O-VAC implanted a strong sensual desire in Claria whenever he told the truth. Unfortunately that program ove...
12/16/2010
Detective Beto appeared on the crime scene after the local cops, limboed under the yellow tape and flashed the badge. Temporary floodlights were set up inside the August Tripp Realty making it bright as day at three in the morning. “Victimology?” she asked. “White female, divorced with two years ...
12/08/2010
“Did you know my father earned his living as a printer?” asked Nan to the police officer, a young clean-shaven Irish boy of twenty odd years. “Pop set up a press in the basement. Type-founding, moveable type, wood-block. At thirteen I published my first newspaper,” the elderly woman recounted. “U...
12/05/2010
Meet Bo Jack. Bo is a real estate agent who, on his last listing, tried to prove that “there was nothing wrong with the wiring." He was wrong. He electrocuted himself in the basement.Right in front of the home inspector. Right in front of the buyers, an excited couple purchasing their first home....
12/03/2010
I met a most dangerous man to my real estate career many years ago. Obliged to represent him I learned of his philosophy during a frantic negotiation.  He shared with me words I still summon the courage to say aloud. "I don't believe in karma." Despite the fusillade of zeroes, clauses and conting...
11/30/2010
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